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Unit 91 One word, many meanings
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| readeralexey | Дата: Пятница, 23.02.2024, 19:17 | Сообщение # 1 |
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| Share some jokes or puns based on polysemy.
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| yarovaya02 | Дата: Понедельник, 26.02.2024, 15:36 | Сообщение # 2 |
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| 1. Will, will Will will Will Will's will?
Разъяснение: Will (человек), will (вспомогательный глагол будущего времени) Will (второй человек) will (завещать) [to]Will (третий человек) Will's (второй человек + притяжательный падеж) will (завещание)?
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| marichernaya911 | Дата: Понедельник, 26.02.2024, 18:21 | Сообщение # 3 |
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| 1. The wedding was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers. (tier - уровень, ярус)
2. Q: Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert?Because he can eat the sand which is there.
A: But what brought the sandwiches there?
3. Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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| amasaltseva | Дата: Понедельник, 26.02.2024, 20:35 | Сообщение # 4 |
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| 1. "The Importance of being Earnest"
2. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
3. Can February March? No, but April May.
4. This whiteboard is remarkable.
5. Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
6. The dialogue between two candles:
- What happened to you?
- I got fired!(
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Сообщение отредактировал amasaltseva - Вторник, 16.04.2024, 23:33 |
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| ulyana_kazakova | Дата: Понедельник, 26.02.2024, 22:19 | Сообщение # 5 |
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| A happy life depends on a liver.
Q: Why did the man fall down the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was out standing in his field.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it was two-tired.
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Сообщение отредактировал ulyana_kazakova - Понедельник, 26.02.2024, 22:21 |
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| tsvioletta17 | Дата: Вторник, 27.02.2024, 00:52 | Сообщение # 6 |
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| - What kept you out of class yesterday - acute indigestion?
- No, a cute engineer.
- What kind of cars do cats drive?
- Catillacs! (cadillacs - the brand of the car)
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| sasavasl15 | Дата: Вторник, 27.02.2024, 12:29 | Сообщение # 7 |
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| 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker, and I'm rolling in it!
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Сообщение отредактировал sasavasl15 - Вторник, 27.02.2024, 12:34 |
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| sensualpie111 | Дата: Вторник, 27.02.2024, 12:52 | Сообщение # 8 |
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| 1) Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventure in Wonderland
"how is bread made?"
"I know that!" Alice cried eagerly. "You take some flour-."
"Where do you pick the flower?" the White Queen asked. "In a garden, or in the hedges?"
"Well, it isn't picked at all," Alice explained: "it's ground-."
"How many acres of ground?" said the White Queen.
2) Our florist has two children—a girl who's a budding genius and a boy who's a blooming idiot.
3) I went to see a spiritualist. She wasn't good, just medium.
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Para Julia
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